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How can i use my generating set without petrol?

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Imagine now that there is subsidy, about ₦180 per liter in my area. If you don't like this tutorial then you are not a true Nigerian. Lets get things started ASAP.

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Did you know that urine is an acid? Yes. Urine too is an acid which contains ammonia, NH3 just like the cooking gas and petrol. Now to ignite its activities, you'ld need to boil it.
Now take your required amount of urine, boil it up with a metal plate uncovered, that is do not cover the plate while boiling. When you feel the urine is boiled enough, bring it down and allow to cool just a little.

Now you still require the engine oil, and this time you need the engine oil in a nice proportion. Mix the engine oil with the cooling fuel. Yes i call it fuel because it is going to serve us the purpose of a petrol fuel. The NH3, ammonia together with urea and other component of the boilt urine are now ready. Pour them into the generating set.

Note: There must be no visible fuel in the Generating set so as the fuel to avoid clothing the urine above it.

Now you are almost good to go, the Urine mixed with engine oil serves as our single petrol, now we need an engine oil. Th'o we have added an engine oil, but we did put it as a fuel.
The engine oil for today is going to be a washing soda. The washing soda, eg. Bimbo, mixed with hot water makes the washing soda. You know Bimbo especially contains Na2CO3, sodiumtrioxocarbonate (VI). The CO2 would attack the exhaust to give you the smoke it deserves while the Na2 salt works with the Urine.

You are good to go, start your Gen and anything you see take it.

LMAO!!!
Some people never learn, somethings can never be changed from their original form. How can you use a Tiger generating set without fuel? You fell for urine? C'mon you should be smartter. If you are a real science student you should know that urine containts salt, whats salt doing in your fuel tank?

Just as if i was warning you, i made reference to washing soda, whats a soda doing in your fuel tank? You want to wash the tank? Do they even wash the gen with hot water? Now you are putting hot water in the fuel tank, you are really serious i tell you.

I said Na2 salt, sodium salt, and you want to put it in your fuel tank, you really need God, lol.

See if you did the things i said above, better goto Alaba int'l market and get yourself a new Generating set. Because you have successfully damaged your plant that even if you repair it, for its life time it would still have the stigma.
I know times are hard, relax, President Buhari would soon find the missing budget and fix this, he promised us ₦40 per litre, so no need to panic.

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